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welcome to our page! you can call us jester or jest. any pronouns are fine!

i guess this is a sort of blog(???) or really just a place for us to bitch and moan and spam with nonsense. as im sure you can tell, this obviously isnt finished yet by any means. we're still learning how to use neocities and im honestly pretty bad at it at the moment.

anyway, onto important info:

  • OSDD system! this blog will mostly be ran by our host, audrey, but others may jump in here and there. each of us are usually pretty distinct in how we talk or how we write, so youll more than likely be able to tell us apart right away. if you want more info on us individually, you can read our little blurbs here
  • american (sadly)
  • bodily 22, about to turn 23
  • lovers of generally just really weird shit. weirdcore, oddities, mysteries, general absurd happenings

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  </body>
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